Pilot



It is the holiday season with lots of joy and happiness in the town of Salt Lake, Arizona but wait. Mason and Joe have different views on Jesus and they have a huge fight on it. While Joe believes that Jesus is an Israeli who forgives his children for small crimes they commit, Mason believes that Jesus was a racist ruler who treats Santa as his slave. He comes up with this theory by thinking about Christmas and how Santa has to work on Jesus' birthday. The African American named Judy whom Mason calls Blackie through out the episode comes in to sort everything out. She ends up failing and Mason becomes more racist to her. She then gets very angry thus kicking Mason in the balls. Mason falls of a hill and dies. Jesus sends his spirit to hell where Satan burned his ass. This all follows through the next episode.